in case you need some ABSOLUTELY SERIOUS AND NOT SARCASTIC AT ALL advice on how to deal with a broken heart- i’m here for you. i walk you through it step by step…. with hair… and an extra 50 pounds. yeah you heard me. enjoy that.

“5 Awesome Ways to get over a Break Up.” by shelly bort

NO ITS NOT WHAT HAPPENED TO ME ok every word of it is absolutely true.

that’ll be 20 dollars please.