March 2010
verymarykate... GAH. this girl is a genie. →
the healthcare bill made easy...
http://www.healthycal.org/what-health-reform-means-to-you.html
“don’t leave…”
– by tyler james
Of course im gonna disappoint dont tell me that i deserve better. Of course im gonna fall for you, what did you expect me to do? Dont leave, i’ve got so much to tell you and there’s no more need to generalize.
I cant really change how you feel for me honey, i just need some peace tonight.
If this should be the easy part then why’s it always seem so hard? Cuz all we do is...
its official
i am really the last of a dying breed.
everyone is married, or getting married this summer. my remaining single friends will be single no longer. and one of my friends who has 2 kids ALREADY is having her 3rd. it just blows my mind. i dont know. i guess im like george clooney… without all the looks, fame, money, charm… smarts… im like george clooney, only female, broke, with a...
Asked Rachel Potter if she'd sing my song. She... →
Somebody
I want Somebody to share
Share the rest of my life
Share my innermost thoughts
Know my intimate details
Someone who’ll stand by my side
And give me support
And in return she’ll get my support
She will listen to me when I want to speak
About the world we live in
And life in general
Though my views may be wrong
They may even be perverted
She’ll hear me out
And...
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Team FTW
standing up for yourself is a funny thing.
its like, you either liberate an entire nation of people, you piss a bunch of people off, or no one really notices at all. i think that’s probably the worst one. when you finally find the strength to say “NO, you canNOT treat me like this…” and no one bothers to care.
luckily- that is not the case with Team FTW.
i stood up for...
Shelly Bort just took...
the NAP of a LIFETIME.
really. one of those really REALLY good ones. where you wake up feeling like you’ve been hit by a truck, and your face and arms are all covered in deep lines, and your pillow is covered in drool.
dear friday,
i really like you. thank you for being so un-harried today.
love, shells
<3
101 ways to freak out your college roommate.
i read this somewhere YEARRRRRS ago, and it remains my favorite thing to read.
EVER.
enjoy :)
http://www.comedycorner.org/50.html
things to think about...
Don’t sweat the petty things and don’t pet the sweaty things. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor….. Atheism is a non-prophet organization. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes? The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. I went to a bookstore and asked the sales...
“It’s never too late to have a happy Childhood…”
– Tom Robbins
welcome to tumblr! 3 years late...
tumblr was created in 2007. and in true fashion, i arrived late.
but ok ok. im here. i need somewhere to write my thoughts where people can still see them to agree or disagree with me… a place to start a dialogue… but a place thats more private than facebook. facebook is The Man… man… i swear. i blow my nose and facebook is like “Shelly Bort just blew her nose,...
